38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Congratulations! We have a period
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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