You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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