So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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