im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
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Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
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I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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