woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Randomize
