Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
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nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
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He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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