I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
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I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
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Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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