Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
why is half of my head shaved?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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