everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
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It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
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don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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