K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
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At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
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It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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