Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
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