its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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