i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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