Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Randomize
