Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
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I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
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i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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