Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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