just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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