I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
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you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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