hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
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