he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
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Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
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he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
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