Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
Randomize
