People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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