I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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