at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
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slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
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There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
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