Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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