The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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