Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
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Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
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I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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