escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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