...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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