haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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