it's too hot outside to masturbate.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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