I'm really into asian looking animals
I should be sponsored by Trojan
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
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The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
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Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
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