Soap is not a condiment
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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