i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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