I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
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Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
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Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize