quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
We don't watch enough power rangers
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
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