I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
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I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
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well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
When did we convert life to cartoon?
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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