Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Randomize
