Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Randomize
