last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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