My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
honey bunches of taint.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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