i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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