The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
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