Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
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The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
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"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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