so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
My vagina is officially offended.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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