um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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