I CAN MOONWALK!
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
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he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
You can't just leave with hair like that
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I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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