Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
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I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
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Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
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