it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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