Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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