She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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