how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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