xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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