Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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