at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
you will always have a special place in my vag
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About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
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My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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