I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
im holly from the hills drunk
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
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