Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Randomize
