just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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